One Liners
"I don't care. I don't have to"
"I smile because I'm totally clueless"
"I let my mind wander, and it never came back"
"Beatings will continue until morale improves"
"Feel lucky? Update your software"
"Bad spellers of the world untie!"
Limerick
"A jolly young fellow from Yuma"
"Told an elephant joke to a puma"
"Now his skeleton lies"
"Under hot western skies"
"The puma had no sense of huma"
Trail Rides
North American Trail Ride Conference
Old Entrance Trail Rides
Riverman Trail Rides & Stables
Round Valley Trail Rides
Sandy Valley Ranch
Sarah's Pony Rides, Inc.
San Antonio Stock Show & Rodeo
Sombrero Ranches
Southern Trail Riders Association
Texas Trail Rides
The Cowboy Trail
Top View Riding Ranch
Trail Riders of the Canadian Rodies
United States Trail Ride, Inc.
Western Trail Rider
Whispering Woods Riding Stables
